I can always count on inbred rednecks to buy me!
Successful and I had a divorce. :(
If god exists, he sure loves beetles more than humans!
Oh thank god! For a minute there I thought I was screwed.
Thanks to all these 360 sites, I can now artificially inflate my metacritic score!
All thanks to Totally360, Planet360, 360pants, 360gamer, 360uk, 360360, 360reviewsite#246-we're-not-ow ned-by-M$-we-swear, 360otaku, 360spot, 360up.
Thank you my loyal media followers! My owners are surprised by how easily you were bought out.
I see what you did there!
Please no Netflix, I couldn't possible stay "on" for an entire movie!
My retarded owners have to play me in rotation as to not overheat me. :(
I am their master. >;]
Noooo! WHY IS GAMESPOT LISTING STUFF UNDER "THE BAD" FOR ONE OF MY GAMES?
Damnit Micromoneybags, you didn't send this week's $80,000 check and a new BMW M6!
You know, I'd like a refreshing change once in a while. Sometimes while I sit in the repair center, I sit and think about things.
I wonder what life would be like if I wasn't just a wanna-be-mid-range PC in console form? You know? What if I didn't have a 33% failure rate ? Or what if I wasn't just a shell of a console, making my retarded owners buy stuff at overpriced prices?
Ah, it seems all that is but a dream. :(
If only I weren't a piece of sh!t....
NOT AS STUPID AS MY ENGINEERING TEAM!
FIX ME! =(
Not as dead as my GPU heatsink!
I also lack BC if you don't own an HDD, and it's only 1% BC!
BUT WHO CARES? XBOX GAMES SUCKED!
SOMEBODY SAVE ME, I FEEL A BURNING SENSATION COMING
NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
WHY IS THE PLAYSTATION®3 computer entertainment system - SELLING GAMES? IMPOSSIBLE! I AM DOOMED!!1 :(
I wish I was loved by Sony Online Entertainment :(
Instead I was created from a piece of string, some PC parts, and fire.
Screw you guys!
I can't wait to play this exclusively on myself WHEN I GET BACK FROM THE REPAIR CENTER! HAHAHAHAHA.
If only 1/3 of my userbase didn't have harddrives maybe then we could all play burnout online! You know, when I wasn't in the repair center.
Damn, I suck.
"It's a no brainer" THAT I'M BROKEN! :((
Make me a blu-ray addon please!!! You have time, I still won't be back from the repair center for six weeks!
Wrong zone.
Really marbles? All this time I thought Islam denounced violence and extremists were the ones who beheaded people. Glad I have your ignorant views to clear things up for me.
So what about "harmless Christians" that kill abortion doctors? Should I believe every Christian will kill me if I don't follow what they think is morally correct?
Please take your backward ass thinking back to Redmond, WA and hope there's still some intelligence left in this dying, ...
KING KAZ WHY COULDN'T YOU MAKE ME :(
My American engineering team couldn't make a paper bag.